10.15.2011

Chuck Woodruff

For those of you who know Chuck Woodruff, here is a small sampling of his feats from this past summer at the WILDS.

1. Chuck Woodruff Blobs himself.

2. Chuck Woodruff once rode the land trolley using his hands.

3. Chuck Woodruff started the campfire for s’mores using only a wet leaf and his own saliva.

4. Chuck Woodruff once had a cabin say 30 verses on the way down the hill to get their luggage off the bus.

5. Chuck Woodruff once played an entire game of Big Ball using only his teeth.

6. Chuck Woodruff does three hundred pull-ups on the shower curtain rod while taking his shower in the bathhouse every morning.

7. JBC used the bottom of Chuck Woodruff’s boot to make the sign.

8. A copperhead bit Chuck Woodruff, and the copperhead died.

 9. Chuck Woodruff hiked to 4th Falls and back in 12 minutes while carrying two senior high campers on his back.

10. Chuck Woodruff always gets a 30 in Cabin Cleanup, even on Saturdays.

11. Chuck Woodruff doesn’t have any hair on his chest because hair doesn’t grow on steel.